Friday, January 7, 2011

Smart ways to handle !!!

After a short break I hereby come up with “another interesting” topic (the word highlighted is actually meant to convince the readers to read my previous posts too). I would like to briefly analyze the situations, scenario and solutions that actually cause the most horrifying fight between a guy and a girl. Inspired by a book that is related to psychology, I hereby try to explore the deepest and dark secrets in a fight between a girl and a guy.

Expectations, the first mistake that every girl knowingly prefers to choose even after knowing that it is the trigger for every fight and mishaps between a girl and a guy. Let me explain this with a very simple conversation.












Girl: (Wow, this is the anniversary of the first day I met him, let me wait for his call)..Several minutes later…(Mobile beeps)

Guy: Hi dear…..good morning!!!

Girl: Hi, What day is it? (huh! good mornings are usually ignored when a girl starts focusing on the fight)

Guy: Hmmm today is Friday (trying to prove himself to be a master in sense of humor )


Girl: Not at all funny!!!! Dig deep into your head and tell me what day it is?

Guy : (poor guy who doesn’t even remember the date) Hmmm your birthday, hmmm no no it comes in the month of …?????

Girl : Wait a second, forget about today! Tell me when is my birthday?

Guy: (smiling weird and behaving as a new born baby) he he he……and then giggling for the first time, starts appreciating the gal with all the sweet words, Oh gorgeous, what happened dear, why are you questioning this poor guy?

Girl: First tell me when is my birthday?

Guy: (acting smart) Do you think I don’t know, am just trying to kid and I want to see you smile …don’t you understand even the humor. I will never crack jokes to you anytime….(Grrrrr !!!!)

Girl: (poor girl now getting scared to face the problems after this, so she says)….Oh dear I am so sorry don’t you even remember that today is our anniversary….I am so upset….

Guy: Do you think I have forgotten? ( having really forgotten, guys are too smart to handle) …I have a surprise for you…I planned it yesterday !!! Wait for some more time….

Girl: Oh my god really!!! Wow (jumping high)

Guy: (activating fake call) One min dear ….Hello…..(moving away from the girl…) immediately calls a flower bouquet shop and orders a big rose bouquet ……immediate delivery to the restaurant they were about to dine…

Girl: Oh dear…m so hungry lets go and eat..btw can u tell me the surprise pls..pls…pls

Guy: Wait and Watch (walking stylish with his coolers now..having escaped from the most ‘would have prolonged’ fight)

Then as usual the climax is a known statement. Girl and guy enter the restaurant, girl is seated…guy makes all the arrangements…takes a break to the restroom…meanwhile a huge rose bouquet is delivered to the girl..she is amazed and then realizes the fact that his love sent it ……and she begins to dream…guy really happy about the fact that he is totally smart…..huh this is how expectations that is supposed to end in mishaps and misunderstanding could also be turned out into a beautiful scene too….

To Be Continued……………………